12:00 a.m. – You’re going to go to sleep so I can wake up early and work out in the morning.
1:30 a.m. – What are you eating? Where did it come from? And why are you still awake?
3:00 a.m. – Maybe if I just lie down in the bed with you you’ll fall asleep. …….or you’ll crawl back and forth over top of me for the next hour, that’s cool too.
5:24 a.m. – No! How are you awake?! My alarm is set for twenty minutes from now. Roll over and go back to sleep.
5:35 a.m. – No, Daa is sleeping. Please don’t kick him in the head.
5:36 a.m. – ….or head butt him….
5:37 a.m. – Stop crawling on him!
5:40 a.m. – Stop throwing princesses in the floor.
5:42 a.m. – This is the last time I’m picking up Cinderella.
5:44 a.m. – This is not a fun game Wetley please stop.
5:47 a.m. – See, now you’ve lost Cinderella.
5:50 a.m. – Ugh, okay fine, I’m up. Now let me pee.
5:52 a.m. – I meant alone… Let me pee alone.
6:00 a.m. – No you can’t have coffee.
6:01 a.m. – How do you even have the energy to throw a fit right now?
6:05 a.m. – Here, milk is better than coffee. Awwww, you’re welcome!!! *heart melts*
6:06 a.m. – No don’t pour it out in the fl- ughhhhhhhhhh.
6:10 a.m. – No you can’t have my cereal.
6:11 a.m. – No.
6:12 a.m. – If I give you cereal you’ll pour it in the floor.
6:13 a.m. – Okay, fine. Awwww, you’re welcome!!!
6:20 a.m. – Sure, you can have more milk.
6:22 a.m. – How can you drink this much milk? Please tell me it’s not in the floor.
6:30 a.m. – You’re stabbing me in the leg with a… What is that? A straw? Where did you get a Dunkin Donuts straw?
6:33 a.m. – You want to ride the train? How are you not tired?
7:07 a.m. -Where did you find the phone? You want to call nana and say happy birthday? Awwwwwwww.
7:20 a.m. – What are you doing now? You want… Awwww a hug? *heart melts*
7:22 a.m., as I watch you wreaking havoc in the playroom….. Seriously though, when can we go back to sleep?